Parenting Memes And Tweets For Moms And Dads Who Can't Catch A Break

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Sep 10, 2020 11:00 AM EDT

If you're a parent then it's likely you've considered giving your kid up for adoption at one point or another. Well, like, hopefully not actually, but you get the sentiment. Check out some more excellent parenting memes here!

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    Text - My Mom worked hard today. She deserves a microwared hat dag You earned it, Mom
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    Text - Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn A few summers agoI stopped at some kids' lemonade stand. As I took a sip, the youngest boy stuck his whole arm in the pitcher and stirred.
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    Text - Frankie Zelnick @phranqueigh When I was younger, l'd sit in class and think "Ugh, when aml ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??" But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.
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    Dog - When your kid makes a friend at the park, but now you're stuck talking to the parents I am uncomfortable
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    Text - kayla dimarco @kaylamdimarco my mom didnt let me play animal crossing for a while because when i got a note saying that my neighbor Hazel the squirrel moved away i cried so hard i threw up on the carpet
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    Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject TODDLERS: THE MUSICAL Including hits like: JI Don't Want That (Yes I Do) ON ON ON ON ON ES J He's Looking At Me, She's Breathing on Me JCough in Your Mouth Bedtime is The Time for Questions SHOWTIMES AT 4 AM, 5 AM, and DURING YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW 20:57 · 13 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - justin @fatherjstn Seguir this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself Imao O Traducir Tweet iMessage Today 11:29 AM when you get home and get the baby settled call me i thought you had the baby? Delivered WHAT???
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    Text - Momarazzi. @Mirimade Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy. Daughter: Can I have a Dorito? Me: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.
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    Text - When you give good parenting advice but you aren't even a good parent ODEATHBYDIAPERS I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess
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    Dog - When you're out and your husband is home with the kids and calls to complain about the same shit you deal with every day. @momsbehavingbadly Wanna hear a secret? Ua bitch
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    Text - committhistoyourmemories Don't Name Your Kid Terra Teen Titans Terra: couldn't control her rock powers. Final Fantasy VI Terra: couldn't control her magic powers. Kingdom Hearts Terra: couldn't control his darkness. spatialheather so you're saying its a terrable idea
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    Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 My daughter just asked to put a Diet Coke in the oven because she found a recipe for invisible ink in her spy kit that calls for baking soda. Frankly, l'm just happy she was willing to bake the soda herself instead of asking me to do it. 11:34 AM · 7/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Anne Doepner @AnneDoepner My dad once wrote a note to us and put it in a drawer. The note said "if you're scared to tell me something, just bring me this note as a reminder that I'm here to support you. I won't get mad; I will work with you on a solution." Best way to keep your kids talking to you.
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    Face - After the 3,456,358th "Mom, look at me!" of the day. @OverheardMother
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    Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject "Mommy, will you play with me?" "I tell you what: what if I lie here and eat this piece of pie, and you just run that toy truck up and down my back?" "That's not playing, Mommy." "Not with that attitude." 6:10 PM · 12/1/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - :(: Follow @anakarinahh Children born feet first briefly wear their mother as a hat but no one is ready to talk about that 7:14 PM - 4 Apr 2019 8 Retweets 39 Likes
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    Photography - STOP DOING THAT!
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    Text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Before I had kids, I thought I had a great immune system, but it turns out I was just really good at staying away from the type of people who sneeze directly into your eyeballs while telling you a story. 2/10/18, 12:48 PM
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    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps. 6:40 AM · 7/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - The worst thing about being an adult & not a kid is that no one stands behind you when you're being an asshole and mouths, "she's just hungry.'
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    Dance - @SuperheroMommy Me fed up with my daughters attitude Daughter with same exact attitude as me made with mematic
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